Yeah, I know. Talk:How the Griffin Stole Christmas. Too many pansy-ass parents sue the city when their kids sprain a finger or crush their skull on a bumper. Merry Christmas, cash it fast. And I don't know where to find a replacement on such short notice. It’s a thumb”. And I want a tricycle and a pony and an American Girl doll and a drone with a camera and a gun that fires... And before you go crying to your mom, that's my cell phone you're feeling. So is your son a biolog? It's Christmas time in Quahog, and the first snow has arrived. How the Griffin Stole Christmas Peter gibt sein Debüt als Weihnachtsmann und stellt sich dabei so gut an, dass er für die ganze Saison engagiert wird. So is your son a biolog? Uh, you can all take your clothes off now, I was just comin' in for the spaghetti. I followed you. Hi, I'm Chadwick Redmayne from the regional office. I'm gonna keep looking around the room while you talk. I'm gonna stir up some drama, make this party interesting. I'm sorry I took advantage of your good name. Lynch gives him “a present. ♪ 1-877-Kars-4-Kids ♪ I think you mean "Happy Holidays." Why do you write all your twos backwards? They have a photo booth with funny props! Whatever, I'm done with my bear. Instead, it's been nothing but tedium and cruelty. Now, crumple up that ticket. Like the Little Drummer Boy when he got really into Neil Peart. Dabei bemerkt er natürlich schnell, wie er in den Genuss vieler Vorteile gelangt. Score: 23.047. Well, I could watch and make fun for just a few... Oh, my God! The clip shows the Griffins watching a television programme titled ‘How David Lynch Stole Christmas’. Edit. Female employee: Everyone, let's remember, this is still a workplace. "How the Griffin Stole Christmas" is the fifth Christmas episode of the FOX animated sitcom Family Guy, produce and aired as the ninth episode of its fifthteenth season. How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Family Guy [S15E09] Released: 2016-12-11, Rated: TV-14. Despite making a brief 30-second appearance, Lynch manages to convey his unusual demeanour and highly creative and different personality through the screen. ♪ At FarmersOnly.com ♪. Over 2,235 TV Time users rated it a 15.4/10 with their favorite characters being Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin/Stewie Griffin/Brian Griffin/Glenn Quagmire/Tom Tucker, Peter and Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin. ♪ Up on the housetop click, click, click ♪ Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian crash holiday office parties for the free food, drama and women. You're just exploiting my brand for personal gain and destroying my reputation. "How the Griff Stole Christmas" is the second Christmas episode of the Disney Channel original sitcom Bunk'd, produced and aired as the eleventh episode of its second season. TV series | Top clips | Search | Play all clips below #1 How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Family Guy [S15E09] Released: 2016-12-11, Rated: TV-14. In this episode, however, in a classic Lynchian fashion, David Lynch himself enters through the chimney of a room where a little blonde boy stands next to a well-decorated Christmas tree. It’s a thumb”. Oh, it's a bedpan. The whole world is watching! How David Lynch stole Christmas in ‘Family Guy’, (Credit: Manchester International Festival), Start typing to see results or hit ESC to close, The Story Behind The Song: How Prince created his classic track ‘Kiss’, 5 isolated drum tracks to prove The Beatles’ Ringo Starr was a genius, Black Country, New Road deliver the eclectic ‘For The First Time’, Christopher Plummer, the Oscar-winning actor, has died aged 91. What are you talking about? Because it was the year you found that Penthouse in the woods. Free burritos, free orange chicken, free pretzels. ♪ Our finest gifts we bring ♪ Announcer: The next composition is Opus Dei, Dei Dei Pater, seventh movement, by Chopin. Sorry, fun-seekers, this hill is closed to sledding. (CHUCKLES) A little too much so, if you ask me. Oh, and whoever drinks the most shots keeps their job. Would you mind putting on the suit and playing Santa, just until the shift ends? How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Family Guy [S15E09] TV-14 Animation Comedy . Spoilers Below. I just found out I'm part of the downsizing you announced. And just so you know there are no hard feelings, this is for you. When the little boy says he does not understand, lynch talks about how that “is the whole point”. How The Griffin Stole Christmas is an episode from season 15. Hey, you were right about office Christmas parties. Well, you know it's a two, so why are we talking? ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 2.7 secs. ♪ 1-877-Kars-4-Kids ♪ When Italian guys die, they... they turn into... into... into... (SNORING). Seth MacFarlane’s sit-com, Family Guy, revolves around the highly problematic man-child Peter Griffin and his dysfunctional set of family and friends who find themselves embroiled in uproariously funny scenarios. Right... O-okay, all right, I'm opening it. The whole town goes sledding, including Peter who destroys the family dining table by using it as a giant sled. Meanwhile, a notorious Brian and Stewie crash an office Christmas party which snowballs into Stewie becoming an employee. Well, if you're Santa, then what did I ask for for Christmas when I was 12? History Talk (0) Comments Share. I got to get this home to my family for supper. "Y-Yeah. Lynch, who is no alien to making cameos, having made numerous cameos peppering his films like Easter eggs, was a recurrent character in The Cleveland Show. How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Family Guy [S15E09] Released: 2016-12-11, Rated: TV-14. You serious? (SIGHS) All right, look, I've been crashing office Christmas parties for the free booze and drunk women who don't want to spend the holidays alone. TV series | Top clips | Search | Play all clips below #1 How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Family Guy [S15E09] Released: 2016-12-11, Rated: TV-14. All right, Brian, let's rob these gay guys. The title itself is a reference to Dr. Seuss ' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Our company manufactures aircraft landing gear systems. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/How_the_Griffin_Stole_Christmas?oldid=138973. Family Guy - Season 15: How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Peter is asked to fill in for the mall Santa, until he gets drunk on the power when he realizes that Santa can get away with anything. ♪ Slipped on the chimney and broke his... ♪. Peter: And that was the Christmas I would never forget. Okay, okay, I'll never wear that Santa suit again. The scene makes a subtle reference to Twin Peaks with the clever and deliberate placement of a photo frame comprising a pair of mountains and a log in the background. A-Are you the gross lady who lives in the converted horse trailer? ♪ Jingle bell swing ♪ He greets the boy while presenting a gift which leaves the boy horrified and traumatised, to say the least. ♪ Donate your car today... ♪, That lady turned off a Hall & Oates song because it was "too provocative.". Yes, it's like watching a soap opera, what with all the drunken misbehavior and ill-advised hookups. ♪ And jingle bells ring... ♪. It is the ninth episode of the season and revolves around a visit to the mall, where Peter gets roped into becoming the new Santa. David Lynch is celebrated for his unique and distinctive filmmaking style which is in equal parts bizarre, surreal, horrifying and humorous at the same time. He urges the boy to not look away and “let the fears wash over you”. You're in high school. I know, it's impossible. Jump to navigation Jump to search. This is free because I'm dressed as Santa? Until I went home and had, like, 50 beers, and did forget. It's just I got roped into going to some stupid office Christmas party with this girl I'm dating. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. I'm sorry, sir. (GASPS) With Vanessa Williams and George Burns on the cover? ♪. Oh, you won't miss her. It doesn't say "whites only," but... yeah. She's about language acquisition, not gender. After all, sledding was the second passion of the Christ. Celebrated for his 1977 masterpiece Eraserhead which was followed by a string of equally outlandish, unsettling and thought-provoking films, Lynch has gained a cult following of his own. The 74 ye-year-old received an Honorary Award at the Academy in 2019 and has also managed to gain a massive fan following with the television drama Twin Peaks. I honestly thought this was gonna be fun. Work Text: "Catch ya l-later, Chaaaaad!" Keys: 15x9, episode 9, family guy, how the griffin stole christmas, screencaps, screenshot, screenshots, season 15, television Submitted Anonymously 4 years ago advertisement. Awesome! So, Dad, now that you made Santa mad, aren't you scared he's gonna do something bad to you? People love me. Unfortunately, since people only use printers now to print out boarding passes for their grandparents, 40% of you will be laid off as of Monday. All right, now we're gonna go to your home and wait for you to pass it, and then you're gonna eat it again. Come on, Lois. Oh, boy, the Marshalls is now a Nordstrom. Also in the past”. Would anyone like to lead the family in a holiday prayer? Season 15, Episode 9 How the Griffin Stole Christmas First Aired: December 11, 2016 Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to … How the Griffin Stole Christmas How the Griffin Stole Christmas is a Christmas episode of Family Guy. Here’s to us hoping for more such wonderfully weird cameos in the future from the king of surrealism himself! This week’s new Family Guy, “How the Griffin Stole Christmas” was a relatively good episode, despite being a Christmas episode (and having Santa as an actual character). Merry Christmas, cash it fast. She's still wearing the felt antlers. I had to see for myself just how desperate and pathetic you really are. The whole world is watching! 2.1 secs. How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Family Guy [S15E09] TV-14 Animation Comedy . He says, “this will be good for when I never want to sleep again”, alluding to the horrifying elements in the film. The title is a reference to "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" by Dr. Seuss. Family Guy popular images. Lynch gives him “a present. You can't go around in that suit pretending you're me and acting like a complete jackass. And then I might just sit in that car in the middle of the mall and cry. Family Guy Season 10 show reviews & Metacritic score: Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and freakin' sweet. Family Guy How the Griffin Stole Christmas part 003 The Family Guy - Official. I'm afraid sledding has been banned in Quahog. While the jokes are dark and twisted poking fun at religious, racial and other such sensitive topics, it is a highly popular show that has offended many as well as won several hearts. Uh, could I have your attention please? N/A . My sled has Dora on it 'cause my parents got it at a yard sale. Okay, my first wish is for a thousand wishes. More How the Griffin Stole Christmas (S15E09) is the ninth episode of season fifteen of "Family Guy" released on Sun Dec 11, 2016. Really? CHRISTMAS CHEER COMES TO A HALT WHEN A MENACING THREAT INVADES PORTLAND – JACQUELINE TOBONI GUEST STARS -- Nick (David Giuntoli) and Hank (Russell Hornsby) are called to investigate a bizarre string of home invasions that lead to an even stranger Wesen phenomena. I mean, it's not the first time I pretended to be someone else. 1 Summary 2 Cast 3 Notes 4 External link It's Christmas in July at Camp Kikiwaka and everyone is in good spirits,… except for Griff. We could use someone like you around here. I-I mean, we're not, we're not landing planes here. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian crash holiday office parties for the free food, drama and women. No, that-that was this other girl I was dating. All this white stuff used to be water? Or else I will put you at the top of my naughty list. Peter is asked to fill in for the mall Santa, until he gets drunk on the power when he realizes that Santa can get away with anything. You wear this suit, it's like a free pass. I thought working in a cubicle at a mid-sized printing company would be the adventure of a lifetime. You said, "No matter what I say, I want to build multiple bears.". 2.1 secs. Gail, you were supposed to be gone an hour ago. He greets the boy while presenting a gift which leaves the boy horrified and traumatised, to say the least. Announcer: Correction. You know, I think this year is gonna be the best... Yeah, that's impossible. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Let's see what kind of Chinese pressed-board garbage we can get to replace my grandmother's priceless mahogany table. watch 01:41. I didn't send you a... Well, you sent another text that says, "Hey, Joe, it's definitely me, Peter, who sent the text.". You spread so much joy and wonder to kids everywhere, and I just used that to get stuff for myself. Excuse me? N/A . I just ran home to get the big sled out of our dining room. Comment on How the Griffin Stole Christmas Episode Screencap 15x9 image  Sign In or Register to leave a comment! Yeah. Cancel Unsubscribe. ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ I got a ton of these at home. It focused on peter Griffin’s Black friend, the nice everyman Cleveland Brown and his misadventures. Let's get out of here. And I'm not gonna let anybody tell me where I can and cannot sled! ♪ On which we used to rely? This may shock you, but it turns out the seasonal Santa we hired has a drinking problem. Copy the URL for easy sharing. I've been trying to reduce our staff costs for months, but just didn't have the guts to do it, much less before Christmas. It is eventually revealed that this eerie Gus has a room filled with skulls and a guillotine, and has been serving human meat-sandwiches. You know, you're not talking to a little kid anymore, so get the hell out of my face, Santa. No, there's a fat secretary taking on all comers. And don't worry, I'm not sticking around this sad little... Ooh! Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian crash holiday office parties for the free food, drama and women. Hey, Chris, wait here. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys STARmeter Awards San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film Festival Awards Central Festival Central All Events Dad, why are you still wearing that Santa suit? Peter and Lois have three kids - … The animated series features the adventures of the Griffin family. All right, come on now, pal, seriously, who are you really? Sorry, Lois. Well, the text you sent earlier would disagree. ♪ Is violence in movies and s*x on TV ♪ Hi. Previously, a subtle reference had been made to his classic Eraserhead, when peter shuffles through a bunch of VHS tapes till he comes across this film. Copy the URL for easy sharing. He urges the boy to not look away and “let the fears wash … I've always known you were a good boy deep inside, Peter. He appeared as Gus, the owner of a bar, The Broken Stool, which Cleveland frequents along with his friends. Did you just say "couch," but pronounce it strangely so it sounded like a name? However, on December 11, 2016, David Lynch made an appearance as himself on the 9th season of Family Guy in an episode titled ‘How the Griffin Stole Christmas’. I feel like our days at this mall are numbered. Geez, Chris, come on. While he started Family Guy in 1999, Seth MacFarlane started another follow-up series in 2009 named The Cleveland Show which ran for only four seasons. You can't do that! So is your son a biolog? That's right. . He's gonna come in and watch me in the bathroom. "How the Griffin Stole Christmas" Julius Wu: Aaron Lee: December 11, 2016 () EACX06: 3.05: … Been kind of busy lately, what with Susie starting to... Hey, Peter. But only after I screamed myself into a blackout while my whole family held me down. 2.1 secs. Find the perfect How The Griffin Stole Christmas stock photos and editorial news pictures from Getty Images. ♪ Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪. And down the hall they're doing a "white elephant.". I got a free iPhone case and a tiny license plate. You guys, what are you doing watching TV? Hey, what have you been watching on TV lately? Meanwhile, Trubel (guest star Jac… Me and my adopted son have been waiting quite a while. Yeah, well, that's why they send in Channing Redwick, or Chadmayne, or whatever, I don't even remember what I said. Gus has a seemingly devious side which he masks with amicability and friendliness while chatting with Cleveland and friends. Score: 23.038. How the Griffin Stole Christmas. It's that Penthouse you found in the woods. Woman: Hey, everyone, karaoke's starting! Guy! Notes: Disclaimer: I do not own Family Guy or any of these characters. Oh, come on, I'm not charging Santa Claus. Peter is asked to fill in for the mall Santa, until he gets drunk on the power when he realizes that Santa can get away with anything. Look, Santa, I owe you an apology. Score: 23.048. Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) has a very special Christmas surprise in store for Rosalee (Bree Turner). ♪ K-A-R-S Kars-4-Kids ♪ You can join fan clubs, earn rewards, and share your opinion! In the future, please leave a plate of black coffee out for me. In this episode, however, in a classic Lynchian fashion, David Lynch himself enters through the chimney of a room where a little blonde boy stands next to a well-decorated Christmas tree. How the Griffin Stole Christmas: After Party namelesslunitic. Last time I checked, this is still the United States of Tara. Now, Chris, you're getting older, so it's time for you to learn the classic pool party game "Talk to Somebody's Wife in a Bikini Until They Cover Up Uncomfortably.". ♪ Jingle bell rock ♪ Well, I am going to fly us over a few more drinks. Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, How the Griffin Stole Christmas, Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to his head when he realises just what he can get away with. So there's, like, no toilet on the sleigh, so you're, you're just, you're just crapping in people's houses, right? The next composition is 1-877-Kars-4-Kids. Peter: Am I the only one who thinks that now we're at an alarming speed? So, who's this "Mary Christmas" everybody keeps talking about? Okay, now, since we're white guys doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro. He goes on to make a bizarre request to the boy: “In the future please leave out a plate of black coffee for me. Select from premium How The Griffin Stole Christmas of the highest quality. Let's go to Build-A-Bear." Loading... Unsubscribe from The Family Guy - Official? The episode starts out in a really funny way, with Chris and Meg watching “How David Lynch Stole Christmas”. Summary: Everyone knows the after-party is where the real fun begins. Now, if you'll excuse me, you're standing in my strip club spaghetti. Just stop terrorizing me and take me off the naughty list. Now, why don't you clean up and go get the champ a Gatorade, huh? Family Guy Season 15 Episode 9: How the Griffin Stole Christmas Summary: Peter is asked to fill in for the mall Santa and gets drunk on the power. I'm gonna ask him for a family trampoline. TV announcer: We now return to How David Lynch Stole Christmas. Well, the guy at the mall asked me to stay on till Christmas, and I said yes, 'cause being Santa's awesome. Now, did you leave a plate of black coffee out for me? Yes, it's the maximum check amount I'm authorized to cut. I once dressed as a farmer to get a date on FarmersOnly.com. Just like the fat man is a pool party creep. And truth is, you weren't the worst Santa. ♪ You don't have to be lonely ♪ Merry Christmas. Joe, I swear to you, I do not want to do that. Score: 16.990. That's why I replaced one of his flying reindeer with an ordinary, non-magical one. I'll tell you who should be saying his prayers, Santa. Peter, the dining room table is an antique. 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